Tuesday, March 07, 2006

A Family Weekend

My sister was right, I need to post about our fun-filled family weekend in Chicago! Lucky me, my mom and sister surprised me this week and flew out here!!!! My mom flew out last Monday and my sister came last Friday. They left on Sunday, which was entirely too soon for me. I didn't shed a tear at the airport... but I may have let one slide by on the car ride home. Consider it a happy tear :)

During their weekend out here, I took them into the city on Saturday. My mom is more concerned with the Goodwill stores and when the Target load is arriving, so peeling her away from a store whose sole purpose is to provide products at reduced prices for poor people was a tough feat. Let's just say she spent so much time there in October that the workers remembered her when she showed up this past week. I don't know if that's a good thing or bad thing. Any how, our trip to the city was eventful. We started at Millenium Park so they could see The Bean. I don't know if my mom's equillibrium was off, but she backed up into The Bean so I could take a picture of her and knocked her head! The thump bellowed through the hollow Bean and everyone stopped to see if she was ok. I think everyone was reassured she was okay when they saw my sister and myself keeled over from laughing so hard. Onto the John Hancock center. While we were waiting for the elevator to take us up to the lounge, a little boy kept us entertained. He was this little man with glasses and the most perfect bowl cut you've ever seen. During our ride in the elevator, my sister waved to him. He said "Hi, my name is William and I am four years old" My sister laughed and replied, "Hi my name is Lauren and I am 21 years old." This is where the story takes a turn for the worst. William then said "My family has secrets that I can't tell you" My eyes lit up in horror. I thought this kid was about to spew flames from his mouth. I was in the presence of the anti-christ. I pinched my sisters' arm to keep her from asking anymore questions. His parents had looked at him and said "William, you mean surprise!!! We don't have secrets, its a surprise honey" Yea right, I thought to myself. Then, as if this would help the matter, the father says (to everyone in the elevator) "We got rid of the bodies a while ago" WHAT in the sam hell!!!!! The doors opened to the 96th floor and I flew out of there faster than you can say Dakota Fanning.

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

You Thought I was Kidding

Monday, February 27, 2006

Dakota & Tom


The only thing normal in this picture is that microphone.



Thursday, February 23, 2006

Conversations at Work

Ever make an embarassing comment that goes unnoticed because its THAT embarassing. This happened yesterday with a co-worker and my BOSS!!!!

Boss: "So, have you two seen any good movies lately"
Me: "Last one for me was RENT"
Co-Worker: "Last one for me was Narnia"
Me: (to boss) "How about you"
Boss: "Capote... it was great"
Co-Worker: "I heard about that movie, who is Capote?"
Me: "I think he was an eccentric author who always hung out at Studio 69"
(Silence)
Inner-voice: "shit, shit, shit, shit! It wasn't Studio 69!!!!!!!"
Me: "I mean Studio 54.... yes.... Studio 54."

GREAT.

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

On the Bus

Its a normal day. I approach the bus, step on, show the driver my pass and away we go. The 121 Express from Union Station to Michigan & Wacker is about a ten minute ride. I like to sit towards the front, so's that I can be entertained by pedestrians on their way to work. From time to time, I'll see crazy hats, weird boots, short skirts and even wedgies. Speaking of... wedgies are so uncomfortable to walk behind because you know the person knows that he has one, but can't pick it because he knows that you're behind him. Its a vicious cycle.

Any hoo, back to my bus ride. Not only are the happenings outside the bus entertaining, the people on the bus can really provide some good chuckles too!!! Today, it was the bus driver! My bus driver had THE wackiest haircut I have ever seen. I looked.... and imagined... and wondered how this woman could have requested this style of cut... or weave.

Bus Driver: "Hi, I need a new style"
Stylist: "Well, what are you looking for?"
Bus Driver: "Hmmm.... I want something funky"
Bus Driver: "I want my hair to look like a jellyfish"
Stylist: "Excuse me?"
Bus Driver: "Yea, you know... like the jellyfish in Finding Nemo"
Stylist: "uhhh"
Bus Driver: "I want a mushroom top and long, tentacle-like braids coming out of the bottom"
Stylist: "but"
Bus Driver: "I drive a bus... I can pull it off"
Stylist: "um.....oh....okay"
Bus Driver: "YES! I'm finally getting my dream jellyfish cut! The sistas are gonna be so jealous of me!

The look on Marlin and Dory's fish face when they entered the jellyfish farm was very similar to my reaction when I saw that weave!

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

The Coldest Weekend Ever!

This past weekend was ridiculously cold. With the wind, it felt like minus 30 degrees. Do you know what minus 30 degrees feels like??? It feels like someone has shoved your head into a meat locker and while you're in there, someone starts to prick you with tiny needles all over your face. Then if that isn't enough, try imagining that the person pricking you with needles has an industrial fan blowing on high so that your limbs, and facial functions actually begin to freeze.

However, a lemon drop and a three glasses of wine make you invincible to this weather :)

Celebrity Spotting

This past Thursday night we were lucky enough to land tickets to the Bulls game. While entering through the VIP entrance (yea, thats how we do) I noticed a handsome black man. He looked very familiar. I thought I personally knew him... but then realized he was on television. It was none other than Mathew St. Patrick!!!

Who the fuck is that, you're asking.

Well, its the guys from Six Feet Under... and All My Children apparently. He's hot and on tv.... it was a good night.

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

On the Television

I just saw the most amazing performance of my life on the Grammy's. Mary J. Blige singing "One" with U2. She was absolutely amazing.

This Morning on the Way to Work

As I was walking down Michigan Avenue to work, a little person was walking towards me. I've grown up over the years, so seeing a little person isn't as exciting as it was when I was ten. But to my surprise, this little person was rocking a pair of ugg boots. I almost fell out of my coat. A midget in ugg boots I thought to myself, that's fantastic! Needless to say, Ugg boots on this little fella provided full coverage of the legs... a neccesity during these cold Chicago winters.